Daniel Nguyen

most common aliases: Daniel "MAXIMUM" Hawking, Aralonia, aka Max Dan

THE KING OF CLEVERTOWN

He is a pretty pretty princess. Prone to bitterness and passive-aggressiveness. Edits way too many things on this wiki at a time, mostly things that interest him, and never anything to do with actual school work.

The Web Presence of Daniel Hawking

Main weblog is here {Wordpress}

Writing blog is here {Tumblr}

Twitter is here {Twitter}

List Of IRC Nicknames

MarieHawke
MiriHawke
Mirilonia
Arahawke
Aralonia
DanielHawking
Aralonipon

Official Soundtrack, Winter Adventure, February 2013

Monday: Conturbatio - Kajiura Yuki (Madoka Magica OST1)
Tuesday: Decretum - Kajiura Yuki (Madoka Magica OST2)
Wednesday: Postmeridie - Kajiura Yuki (Madoka Magica OST1)
Thursday: Symposium magarum - Kajiura Yuki (Madoka Magica OST3)
Friday: Gradus prohibitus - Kajiura Yuki (Madoka magica OST1)
Saturday: Mirai - Kalafina (Madoka Magica Movie ED Single)
Sunday: ???
Basically, overall: Conturbatio -> Decretum -> Symposium magarum - Kajiura Yuki (Madoka Magica OST)

Class Schedule (Pacific Time, HIGHLY DEFUNCT)

LOL

Things Responsible For Here

Official Re-Spellings List

Spiral Knights -> SPRIL KIGNTZZZ
Elementalist -> Elemanatisla
Misunderstanding -> Misuderstadifas

Physics Class Quotes

"How do you explain force to your little brother?" -teacher
"It's the thing in Star Wars that the Jedis use." - other student
[holds hand in force choke at other student] "SHIT'S NOT WORKING BRO" - me

"How do you explain force to a brother that hasn't watched Star Wars, then?" -teacher
"HE'S A BAD BROTHER THEN" -me

"Your brother doesn't know gravity yet." -teacher
"I could teach him gravity by dropping him down the stairs." -me
"I'd need to file something with OSHA, and they probably wouldn't agree." -teacher

"Professor Rosario, what are your views on epicycles?" -me
"Aw, nobody's asked me that before. :D" -teacher

"So, Superman's hanging out on this spring here--" -teacher
"PUUUNNNNNNNNNNNN AAAAAAARRRRRGHHHHHH" -other student

[talking about the Iditarod as a physics problem] -teacher
[starts talking about the Iditarod as an event and about the dogs and giving technical specs] -cocky snooty bastard
[has played Call of Duty 4] "PRESS X TO NOT DIE BY THEM RIPPING YOUR THROAT OUT" -me

"Though, since the surface is frictionless, this begs the question as to how do the dogs begin to accelerat--" -Cocky Snooty Bastard
"ROCKETS. END OF DISCUSSION." -me

"When you push a doorbell button, that's about 1 newton of force exerted." -teacher
"Is this the average force of pushing a doorbell, or is it the average minimum of pushing a doorbell-" -Cocky Snooty Bastard
"When you ring doorbells, do you cause hairline fractures in the wall around it?" -me
"Would you put it past me?" -Cocky Snooty Bastard
"Well, I already do anyways, but that's beside the point." -me
[stares at Daniel] -CSB
[stares back] -me
[stares more] -CSB
[Turtle Knight one-eye-twitching-smaller-than-the-other stare] -me
[scared, reels, begins paying attention to class] -CSB

"Now, for this example, Daniel gave me one that stuck out in my head... but I'll just draw it and not say anything about it." -Professor
"Does it happen to involve a little brother and a staircase?" -Daniel
":(" -Professor

[talking about engineering disasters]

"So, this is why I don't want to be a civil engineer..." -teacher
"Yeah..." -me
"Yeah..." -teacher
"Yeah..." -me
"Also sorta why I don't want to be an architect... you get kinda responsible for these kinds of things. You have to put your name on a piece of paper, and sign yourself away..." -teacher
"Yeah..." -me
"Yeah..." -teacher
"Bridge design is fun, though." -me
"But, Tacoma-Narrows..." -teacher
"Yeah..." -me
"Yeah... If you want to do that sort of thing, though, you could go to Japan. They've got some things that work." -teacher
"They'd better work." -me
"Yeah..." -teacher
"Yeah..." -me

"If you hear creaking, it's okay, it's just plastic. But if you see blood, make sure that I can respond. If I can, it's okay, I can take care of myself. If I can't, though, maybe you should call somebody." -teacher

"You know, this is what lab partners are for... in case you need help." -teacher
"...want help?" -me
"No, I'm a professional. No, I'm just kidding." -teacher

[a few minutes later]

"Okay, Daniel, help." -teacher

"I'm not so much concerned about if I get hurt or not because I'm professional, but if it breaks my laptop. I'll get mad if it breaks my laptop." -teacher

"So I kinda chunked this exam because I got 3 hours of sleep because my English class had a paper due in on the same day and I was kinda dying :(" -me
"Oh, that... To hell with th-- [covers mouth] Forget that English class, but yeah." -teacher

[using a track and rolling a marble. The track dislodges itself] "Oops. This is because I... damage things... I'm not very good at performing in front of people." -teacher

"Now we're going to start playing with multiple vectors." -teacher
"Not enough fingers 8(" -me
"It's okay. Your friends have fingers too." -teacher
"*class starts laughing*" -class
"That didn't come out right, did it...? Maybe not. Never mind." -teacher
"Prof, did you know I've been taking a quotes list of your quotes in this class?" -me
"Nooooooooooo" -teacher

"How many points does the extra credit count for, I don't know. I just made this up." -teacher
"FIFTY POINTS [holds hands up to show massive amounts of points]" -me
"Psshffff no" -teacher

[looking at someone else's lab notebook] "Ooh, look at that, it's like a popup" -teacher
"Pff, that's nothing, you should look at Stephen's [points]. It has staples" -me
"Really? [opens it up and looks] OH MY GOD" -teacher
"[cracks up]" -me and Stephen

Calculus Class Quotes

"I'm not sure if I want to be Young Spock or Old Spock. If I'm Old Spock, well, I'm old." -teacher
"What's wrong with Leonard Nimoy?" -me
"The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins." -teacher
"AAAAAAAAAAAH" -me
"Now, that leaves me with Young Spock. But that leaves me with Winona Ryder as a mother, and that causes, among men of my age, incestuous thoughts." -teacher

[writing something on the board] "If any physicists were in the audience..." -teacher
"Hi." -me
"They would hate this. Their eyes would have rolled around in their head several times by now because of this." -teacher
"About eight, yeah. I hate the C." (antiderivatives) -me
[pause]
"But I'm not bothered by this." [pause] "It's because I hate physicists." -teacher
"Oi!" -me
"It's the principle of the thing." -teacher
"I take offense to that!" -me

Seminar Class Quotes

"Philosophers don't observe, then?" - student
"That's very difficult. [sticks thumbs in ears, pinkies in nose, closes mouth, and covers eyes with fingers]" -me
"That's a very stupid face." -Stephen
"That's the point." -me

"So, would the blasphemy of all blasphemies against science be saying that science is illogical?" -student
"...No, that's just absolute stupidity." -me
"That isn't very nice." -teacher
"I'M not very nice." -me
"Umm... we should all like each other, in the context of this class..." -teacher
"What are you talking about? I hate humans." -me

(during a feminism discussion) "We are an enlightened society, are we not? Are we beyond such concepts?" -teacher
"YES! We are beyond such mundane things as discrimination and ostracisation. Except Mac users. SCREW Mac users." -me

Exactly it looks as "Собери яйца в кулак". "Собери" is actully translated as "collect", but I've picked the variant I was most sure in.- Dark by Dan's request.

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